ShyGuy's Journal, 14 Sep 12

I'm not a good joke teller, by any stretch of the word, but I can recognize one when I see one, and this one, borrowed from another site I visit, seemed appropriate to post on here. There aren't a lot of guys, on here, but I figure you ladies will get a kick out of it anyway. So, here goes:

Anniversary Gift

Larry was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry.

She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds... AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!!"

The next morning Larry got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a gift-box for her wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe, ran out to the driveway and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Larry has been missing since Friday. :-)

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2373 kcal

Fat: 158.30g | Prot: 125.31g | Carbs: 58.02g.   Breakfast: splenda, stevia in the raw, Mountain Estate Black Tea,, whipping cream, kroger, vanilla almond milk, Blue Diamond, extra virgin olive oil, kirkland, unsalted butter, cooked salami, Kroger Value, 3 cheese blend singles, kroger, large eggs, kroger. Lunch: barbecue flavored pork rinds,, bite back tartar sauce, Romaine leaf singles, Mann's, Zesty Tuna Salad. Dinner: Parmigiano Reggiano Stravecchio, Old World Style Flavored with Meat Pasta Sauce, Penne Rigate, roma tomatoes, slowly roasted in the oven, extra virgin olive oil, kirkland, Spicy Burger Mix. more...